Are those things real?

I think it was a good thing that Mariah Cary was in NYC and Hillary Duff was in Hollywood, because Mariah's BOOBS may have gotten hungry and eaten poor Hillary.
So what did everyone do for New Years?
I know mi padre passed out by 10:30pm..... maybe the Wild Turkey and Beer duo is too much for ya Arthur? Or is it just that you started at 11am? Is somebody gonna beer me or what? I love you daddy!!

Happy New Year Everyone!!!!

11 days till our 3 year anniversary