Adam sent me this joke and it gave me a good giggle. I needed one after today, and I thought everyone could use a good giggle also.
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE SevenDwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.Dopey leads the pack."Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?""Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment,and answers "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.Dopey turns back. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all ofEurope?"The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywherein the world?""I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they beginchanting......"Dopey screwed a penguin!"...."Dopey screwed a penguin!"......
I had a lovely dinner with one VERY pregnant Angie. I can't wait until that baby comes. He/She is going to be the SPOILEDEST (umm, is that a word?) child on the planet. But hey, I am allowed to do whatever I want!!!! Cuz I am gonna be the favorite Aunt.... :)
I was glad to read that the Hippy made it in from Texas. Welcome back to Hurricane free Michigan!!!
Time for The OC and Reunion on my SWEET DVR.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
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